Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 09, 2020

The Fink will fix it after the castle collapses on top him, while he’s sleeping.

The leaning tower of Id.

Wouldn’t the blocks of the wall slope also????

“When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you’re going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of England.” - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Maybe the castle is fine and the world is tilted.

The leaning tower of id??

It’s cartoon land and the pesky laws of Physics do not apply. Nor do any laws of nature have to apply. Just enjoy or go on by. Really doesn’t matter in the schema of life.

I smell the sarcasm.

Anyone hungry for Pisa?

Oy!

The king used the low bid contractor.

So now it’s a listed property? :D

The fat little king needs to move to the center of the room

The Leaning Tower of Id….

“Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!”

That Foundation failure impacts a lot more than just this make believe castle.

But sand and mud is easy to build on…

I reject your reality and substitute my own. The world is tilted and the castle is upright.

Did they have Perma-jack back then?

Nothing in Id is on the level.

The Leaning Tower of Id?

I love cartoon physics. Those curtains and paintings should be leaning the other way, but who cares? Its funny.

Kinda like a centrist, leaning to the left.