Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 11, 2020

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    A very sensitive magic mirror.

    (It also knows when to change the subject.)

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Do you suppose it’s mirror coronavirus? I mean, surivanoroc.

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    WelshRat Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Has she lost weight?

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Stay away from the droplets, Blanch!!!

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    I see he’s all broken up about it. Is it still bad luck?

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    ‘…and if only you were, too, you wouldn’t slather that goop on everyday!’

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    The Mirror Crack’d…https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081163/

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    DavidSharp Premium Member over 4 years ago

    This gives the impression that the mirror is male. Doesn’t seem quite right, somehow.

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    cubswin2016  over 4 years ago

    I thought Herman Munster or Uncle Arthur looked at the mirror for a second.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Poor mirror! I certainly feel your pain. I am allergic to most perfumes too.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Sorry Mirror! It’s eu de toilette…..

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    Just what we need — an editorializing magic mirror.

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    ForbesField  over 4 years ago

    So if the mirror broke itself, does Blanche get the seven years bad luck?

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    Michael Helwig  over 4 years ago

    If she was wearing a mask she might have gotten a better response.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Well know that’s not fair. Who catches the 7 years bad luck on that one.

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The mirror is not all it’s cracked up to be, which resulted in a shattering situation. It won’t reflect on that long, though.

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    Calliope22471  over 4 years ago

    The next day, the magic mirror found itself at the local thrift shop…

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Sorry ma’am but when some in their winter years ask that question it cracks me up.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Perfume you say?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Pretty strong schnoz if he can smell through glass!

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