Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 16, 2020

Okay… I can agree with this one. A collection of Magic Eight Balls are much less maintenance that real people. The old Skinflint of a King is saving gold!

Each magic eight ball will have a different answer, then the bickering and finger (if they had fingers) pointing will begin.

The seven oracles of eight balls?

LOL!!

For some reason ABBA’S “Take a chance on me” springs to mind…..

What would the King do if “they” all agreed with each other? Statistically, the odds of such a thing happening are very, very slight.

Two more Magic 8 Balls and you have the ultimate Supreme Court: Decisions rendered quickly with to-the-point majority and minority opinions, e.g., “It is certain,” “Don’t count on it” or (for abstensions) “Concentrate and ask again.”

They don’t make magic 8 balls like they used to. New ones have a weird groove around them which I assume is the result of a cheaper way of manufacture.

Plus, the liquid inside of them tastes different.

The Council of The Seven…

I can see his problem. He’s missing an eight ball. Shouldn’t there be eight balls on the table?

they’re doomed.

I always knew the Fink’s policies were all ball$!

It’s all per chance anyways…

Monte Carlo method: shake one many times and then average. Since all have the same set of answers you don’t need more than one

Great. Every time Rod touches one of those things he is behind the 8 ball. This does not bode well for the nation. Of course it is not my nation so shake away Sir Rodney.

Turn them on their sides, and they become magic infinity balls!

So this is how they do things in the current White House

Sounds like our current House.

How to make sure your advisers aren’t trying to take your thrown, or is this the legendary ‘Gang of Eight-Balls’?

This made me actually laugh out loud!

Probably get a better result……

And all the ones who don’t say “yes” are sent to the dungeon.

The fink has all it takes to rule this kingdom. His advisers are prudent and HE is smart.