Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 27, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  almost 4 years ago

    So… when do I inform people that in some areas, religions, countries, and groups… “New Year” isn’t until later in January, March, or even as late as August?

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    “re”-again : anew “solution”-: an action or process of solving a problem…so in essence, trying to solve the same problem again…

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    KLSeering  almost 4 years ago

    Resolution, n1. a formal expression of opinion or intention made, usually after voting, by a formal organization, a legislature, a club, or other group. Compare concurrent resolution, joint resolution.2. the act of resolving or determining upon an action, course of action, method, procedure, etc.(from resolute)Dictionary.com

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    I hope to get more picanic baskets. I bearly got any this year.

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    SamuelMeasa  almost 4 years ago

    My Resolution is WORLD DOMINATION! Since I normally fail miserably at my resolutions I can at least plan for the resolution to be one that I can’t achieve.

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    A Common 'tator  almost 4 years ago

    MREs… are those Meals Ready to Eat ?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Every Fall I start growing my Santa beard and resolve to shave it off every New Year’s day. Perfect record so far.

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    hariseldon59  almost 4 years ago

    Another anachronism. I don’t think they had toilet paper in the middle ages.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Touche, cliche.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I know exactly what my resolution is this year. It’s the best idea I ever had. The best thing is that I know that I can do it and it will really help others as well. Happy New Year!!

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    mi_sbs  almost 4 years ago

    My New Years resolution is not to make any New Years resolutions. Not sure if I have kept it or broken it.

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me, got to start work on that fallout shelter. First, ten crates of whiskey… :D

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    How circumstances change the world! Priorities have changed and people are more near and dear to our hearts!

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    Bruce1253  almost 4 years ago

    OK folks, we learned our lesson about caring for each other right?? We don’t have to do this again do we??

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    Sportymonk  almost 4 years ago

    Funny but TP is now available, maybe not your brand but available.

    On the other hand, guns and ammo continue to hit record sales every month. Ammo is out at many online stores. One place is out of 38 Spec, 44 Spec, 9mm, 223, 556, even 22 LR (squirrel hunting stuff).

    Worried that new people aren’t getting trained and older shooters are not staying proficient as they are scared of using up their ammo.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    I resolve not to let other self-absorbed nutterbutters ruin my year.

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    I resolve to drink MUCH more beer. And continue eating MUCH less fast food.

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t make resolutions, I just set goals.

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