Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 15, 2021

  1. Crazyforkedindianpalmsquirrel max 1mb
    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    Hi, Wizard. Would you like a swift knee in the nether region?

     •  Reply
  2. Shran1
    atomicdog  over 3 years ago

    Dad jokes.

     •  Reply
  3. Aaue7mcpja1uopxbdjvwu8qwfbx4eqtxshds 5xqqi 9
    SamuelMeasa  over 3 years ago

    My nephew for about a year said “Time for a new fence” when ever someone asked about the time. It become an in family joke that he now regrets.

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I don’t know about a ‘kid’. But the Wiz could do a passable billy-goat I would think.

     •  Reply
  5. Tor johnson
    William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Yeah, him. He’s the “kid”.

     •  Reply
  6. Fb img 1516982044221
    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Yeah, his name’s Henry (speaking of which, it’s been a while since we’ve seen him)!

     •  Reply
  7. Led001d
    Tentoes  over 3 years ago

    Dad would say, “Oh. I thought you were Tentoes. Better off hungry. You can get over that.”

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    snookdog69  over 3 years ago

    can,t be much of a wizard to have a wife like that

     •  Reply
  9. Photo 1501706362039 c06b2d715385
    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Oy! To make it up to her, zap her favorite dinner quick!

     •  Reply
  10. Photo
    dcdete.  over 3 years ago

    Awh that book brings back memories. Does anybody else remember when I was in school circa the 1970’s when books , particularly paperbacks had white pages with the book open but when you closed the book the edges of the paper was all yellow? You don’t see that anymore. apparently the book printers are so miserly these days they try reducing costs by not spending money on the yellow paint.

     •  Reply
  11. 96480   copy  2
    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    Dad jokes aren’t reserved for dads. I play them often at my employment. lol

     •  Reply
  12. Groucho
    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    You laugh about this now, banana nose. But wait’ll you see the Visa card bill.

     •  Reply
  13. My personal icon
    cocavan11  over 3 years ago

    The so-called in term is Netherlands, not nether region.

     •  Reply
  14. Nomagram
    COL Crash  over 3 years ago

    If he does, he might not even be aware of it.

     •  Reply
  15. Missing large
    Ukko wilko  over 3 years ago

    Well, a good meal will cure my problem. Sadly, yours has no cure.

     •  Reply
  16. Mario500
    Mario500  over 3 years ago

    “YOU GOT A KID SOMEWHERE I DON’T KNOW ABOUT?”

    (does not understand this dialogue)

     •  Reply
  17. Avatar 2475
    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Yeah, Blanch. You never heard of the “inner child”?! :D

     •  Reply
  18. 20180812 203935
    dlaemmerhirt999  over 3 years ago

    The Wiz is like a 200 year old 10 year old! (But that’s why he’s one of my favorite comic characters after Pearls’ Pig.)

     •  Reply
  19. Missing large
    joannesshadow  over 3 years ago

    My dad worked in the advertising department of the local newspaper. One day an angry woman came in to complain about her ad. Dad didn’t have the account, but he was the first person she saw. She marched up to his desk and announced “I’m livid!”. His response was “I’m Tom. Nice to meet you.” She didn’t see the humor in that.

     •  Reply
  20. Carriage19
    bobpickett1  over 3 years ago

    just do not call me “late for supper”

     •  Reply
  21. Large garfield
    CarmineBazile  over 3 years ago

    I know this only because I watched a try not to laugh ASDF.

     •  Reply
  22. Wolf
    Mediatech  over 3 years ago

    Don’t quit the day job Wiz.

     •  Reply
  23. Img 20161216 212459
    Nancy Simpson  over 3 years ago

    I don’t get it.

     •  Reply
  24. Ferdnand
    fermier Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I don’t get it.

     •  Reply
  25. Profile pic
    The Orange Mailman  over 3 years ago

    Quite a difference between the way Blanche is drawn now and 50 years ago. See today’s classic strip.

     •  Reply
  26. Missing large
    ekke  over 3 years ago

    Why would she be asking about young goats? Total non-sequitur.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Wizard of Id