Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 15, 2022

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    nicka93  over 2 years ago

    You don’t have to control a thing you can divert.

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    Qiset  over 2 years ago

    Proof we live in an expanding universe.

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    Next best thing to controlling the weather is altering your perception of the weather. Bite me.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    It’s most important how well and whether you can weather the weather.

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    Calvinist1966  over 2 years ago

    “I’m a wizard, not a prophet.” That certainly explains all the times that things don’t go as he expected. Of course, even prophets are often taken by surprise.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Interesting. So the Wiz can change the effective size and intensity of the weather, just not its existence? For a minute I thought his weather storms were like many of those that come by my city. I’ve seen storms on radar come up to my city and die out over us and pick up on the other side, just like there was some gigantic force field protecting the city.

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    mickeyjoe  over 2 years ago

    Is this what they mean by localized showers?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Just like with the Internet. The internet has great and truly might potential, but you have to ask the right questions. It also helps to know at least a little something about what you are asking for.

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    Brilliant, Wiz. Brilliant. Now send that cloud over the peonies next to my house. It’d be nice to give them a drink.

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    blakerl  over 2 years ago

    Rain, rain, go away

    Come again some other day

    We want to go outside and play

    Come again some other day

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    Dgwphotos  over 2 years ago

    Yes, the Wizard cannot control the weather. Jesus Christ, on the other hand…

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