Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 26, 2022

DETENTION for that truant! Offense: plagiarism

Kid has a point, I’d be leery of going to school now

Which end?

In Germany there is a saying: Everything has an end. But the sausage has two.

So the kids sign should read “The start is near.”

Near is a relative term, in a cosmological view near could be 2 or 3 billion years!

Plenty of time to get doing what you want to!

There are schools in Id? Don’t tell me the peasants are getting an education!

The end is near, no doubt. But which or whose end and is it good or bad – that’s not so sure.

I wonder what the kids of the pandemic school system will come out like? Not worried, just curious.

The end of summer is near, unless you’re me. Then it’s already happened.

Regardless of how old I am (71 in November), the start of a new school year still affects me!

End of what????

End of summer.

I get that in every book I read.

considering how many kids are so over-scheduled for the summer these days, I would think getting back to school would almost be a relief

Are there still places where school has not already started???

The soothsayer is well aware of worldly affairs.

Every ending is a new beginning.

For some bizarre reason, CA districts now start in the middle of August with the accompanying high temperatures (over 100 for most of the week here).