Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 28, 2022

That’s when you start gnawing at the bottom of the boat and sink ’em!

My ex was a SCUBA diver. He said there’s little funnier than watching fish watch bait on a hooks.

Real men go fishing in the castle moat. Where the wild things are.

One Fisherman, Two Fishermen. Rod fisherman, Real fishermen. This one has quite a cast. This one has a longer one.

When i go fishing i know exactly what i want to catch and choose my fishing spot appropriately. Yes indeed that mud puddle beside the road is a great fishing spot. Never have to bait my hook, and i catch all the fish i want. Of course i don’t want to catch anything so i can enjoy watching the world go past.

Where are these talking fish coming from?

Can it be called fishing, if no one catches a fish?

I learned to fly fish in Montana with my dad. I learned I cannot whip a hook and line anywhere near a river without getting it caught in a tree and losing my lure. Trolling and worm fishing for me.

Eventually, they’ll snag a big on…each other…..

Rod with a rod.

They’re measuring lengths. I know where this is going.

This is funny, and I don’t think much will register on Wittgenstein’s Ruler!

Wiener measuring is next