“Certainly officer. Five of them. Under the bag limit. Er, uh, turkey season DID open today, didn’t it?”
“No. It opens NEXT Saturday, but you are okay. There’s no out of season or bag limit on buzzards.”
(These mighty hunters couldn’t tell the difference either.)
Also:
“Sir, is it not true that Mr Smith clearly identified himself before you shot him?”
“Yes, that is true. He did.”
“Then why did you shoot him?”
“I had been shot twice before by so-called hunters who shot at moving bushes rather than clear game. I swore I’d kill the next one to do it. He shot me, thinking I was a deer or something and then identified himself. I kept my promise.”
waltermatera almost 2 years ago
The only thing to celebrate in winter is girls in leggings and tight sweaters.
rshive almost 2 years ago
The “official” color is flaming orange, Rodney. Though red and white should have been OK. One doesn’t see many deer of that color.
cubswin2016 almost 2 years ago
Jingle bells, Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“O Holey Night” Rodney.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I notice that the horse is unharmed. Must be all that armor that attract those shots.
russef almost 2 years ago
Need to wear a big COW sign on your back!
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
Someone was laughing all the way, but it looks like it wasn’t Rodney!
Smithjeff53 almost 2 years ago
The “official” color is BLAZE ORANGE.
Anon4242 almost 2 years ago
It’s trying to be funny.
But with all the mass shootings – bullet holes have lost ability to generate chuckles for me.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It’s a pretty good idea to keep your dogs out of the forest during hunting season as well. Some Elmer Fudd will plug your pup.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A oldie… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQyoSLOlglw
tcayer almost 2 years ago
Are guns invented?
geese28 almost 2 years ago
More like “sliding” through the snow
Doug K almost 2 years ago
No more Rein-dare (Reindeer dares)
Peterh778 almost 2 years ago
Rodney shows again that discretion is better part of valor. Also, he has his armor under Santa’s disguise … a wise precaution!
yip yip yip almost 2 years ago
Dang, I got that moving target Santa. Yip yip yip yip yip
EnlilEnkiEa almost 2 years ago
Mmmm, venison.
paranormal almost 2 years ago
Dashing means pooping…
Goat from PBS almost 2 years ago
Timing is everything, after all.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
In my city, they’re culling deer. I am livid..they come in my yard everyday and romp…☹️☹️☹️
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 2 years ago
“Could I see your bag, please.”
“Certainly officer. Five of them. Under the bag limit. Er, uh, turkey season DID open today, didn’t it?”
“No. It opens NEXT Saturday, but you are okay. There’s no out of season or bag limit on buzzards.”
(These mighty hunters couldn’t tell the difference either.)
Also:
“Sir, is it not true that Mr Smith clearly identified himself before you shot him?”
“Yes, that is true. He did.”
“Then why did you shoot him?”
“I had been shot twice before by so-called hunters who shot at moving bushes rather than clear game. I swore I’d kill the next one to do it. He shot me, thinking I was a deer or something and then identified himself. I kept my promise.”
Jury finding: Not guilty.
Calvin almost 2 years ago
I thought it would be wiser to cover the horse with a red (or orange) blanket too.
cactusbob333 almost 2 years ago
Love the horse. He looks too bored to want to dash.
Mediatech almost 2 years ago
Slay bells ring..