Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 23, 2023

Seasonal blessing.

So, the bedbugs are not there to keep him warm?

Sometimes you have to endure some discomfort to gain a certain advantageous outcome.

Can a wooden door really freeze? Even if the wooden door can talk? Not even going to try to explain that!

Cloud, meet silver lining.

Always look on the bright side.

Accentuate the positive…

Bed bugs, bugs that have been around since the dawn of time. Yip yip yip yip yip

I hate winter, usually because it’s only I who freezes and not the nonexistent bedbugs.

Sometimes you gotta look real hard to find your silver linings!

Ever wonder what this affable guy did to be locked up? It’s like Casper the Friendly Ghost – what killed that little kid? And why doesn’t that really upset us?

Sometimes it’s all about the little buggers !

I thought that Spook ate the bugs that are in his cell. They are a source of protein not available in his swill.

Never a grey zone, but at least this guy knows to count his blessings. Perhaps it’ll make his sentence look as if it’s going away fast.

It’s just life in the dungeon.

A valid point.

A Paradise Paradox when Parasites are Paralyzed by the cold reception

Ah yes winter. The seasonal force that makes mosquitoes fly back to whatever hellhole they came from

I assumed he ate all the bedbugs he could find.

Don’t let the bedbugs bite.

It’s crunch time in the ole dungeon‼️☺️

“….makes ’em easier to catch and eat.”

You’d think with all that hair Spook would prefer winter over summner…