Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 10, 2023

What would either of you do on the open sea except get seasick?

There’s also one in Pittsburgh.

Arr, get them full to the gunnels, and shiver me timbers!

And remember, To err is human, to arr is pirate!

Disney just announced a Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover

I’m looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.

What’s a pirates favorite toy to play with?

His arr-sea car.

Where do pirates get their hooks?

The second hand store.

How do pirates cover their booty?

Plunderwear.

Did you hear about the pirate who had trouble with the alphabet?

He always got lost at sea!

A pirate walk into a bar

The bartender comes to him and says ‘you look different now, is anything wrong’

Pirate: ‘Oh nothing’

‘What about your leg, where did it go’

‘I boarded a ship, slipped and it got eaten by a shark’

‘What about the hook, where did the hand go’

‘I lost it in a heated swordfight’

‘Then how did you get the eyepatch’

‘I was cleaning the deck and a bird pooped in it’

‘That doesn’t make any sense, how can you get an eyepatch from a bird pooping in your eye’

‘It was my first day with the hook’

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

One from their family.

Pirates are people too!

What happened to the Fink’s short body in panel 2?

But given your luck Rod, I don’t know how good of a pirate you would be…

Glory…Glory…..Glory!!!!!

A pirate’s life for me!

How’s walking the plank in 3D?

There’s a ship lies rigged and ready in the harbourTomorrow for old England she sails.Far away from your land of endless sunshineTo my land full of rainy skies and gales.And I shall be aboard that ship tomorrowThough, my heart is full of tears at this farewell

I’ve heard there’s a wicked war a-blazing.And the taste of war I know so very wellEven now, I see the foreign flag a-raising,Their guns on fire as we sail into hell.I have no fear of death, it brings no sorrowBut how bitter will be this last farewell?

RIP Roger Whittaker

Some how, I don’t see pillaging and glory is the same sentence. I guess the act of pillaging required a lot of battle to get to the taking part.

“A Dishonest Man You Can Always Trust To Be Dishonest.” Jack Sparrow.

Why does glory always have to have gory?

Even if Id doesn’t have a sea, it still needs a navy.

Now walk the plank…straight to the gift shop.

Uhh, wouldn’t pirates have come long after the ID’s

In aviation this activity is referred to as “hangar flying.”

Sir Rodney’s flag means “Run Away!”

September 19 has aar-lready p-aarst this ye-aar.

The Last Saskatchewan Pirate. Covered by Captain Tractor!!!! ARRRRRRRRH. https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=3pY0gZRb8kE