Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 19, 2024

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    B UTTONS  9 months ago

    Nope. Went to California, started a wildfire, blamed it on the power companies.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 9 months ago

    “Who me?? Nope. Nothing to do with me. That was a wyvern, not a dragon"

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    Qiset  9 months ago

    It was Pete.

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    Oh, and they say Mickey has gone missing.

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    BigDaveGlass  9 months ago

    Fun times at the house of mouse……

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    eced52  9 months ago

    I wouldn’t know anything about all the mice, cats, and dogs disappearing in Florida, sir.

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    Westpizza  9 months ago

    I heard he went to France to liberate EuroDisney

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  9 months ago

    spring break?

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    rockyridge1977  9 months ago

    Something must have escaped at Disney!!!!!!

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    Goat from PBS  9 months ago

    Uhhh…. blame Ember from Elemental.

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    jagedlo  9 months ago

    You may want to discard the evidence, Henry!

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    rshive  9 months ago

    Who? Me?

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Uh ooooh! Henry’s been to (((((((GASP)))))) ! Disney…..☺️☺️☺️

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    airbrushingsunshine  9 months ago

    Me and my dragon had nothing to do with it. We were in Wisconsin the whole time.

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    jvbowman58  9 months ago

    Some years back we went to Disney from our home in metro Atlanta in May. There were wildfires in north Florida at the time and Interstate 75 was closed south of Valdosta, GA. Got detoured way to the west almost to Tallahassee on the Florida panhandle before could make it toward Orlando. There was smoke in the air over Disney for a day or 2.

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    preacherman Premium Member 9 months ago

    Now why would Henry want to go to Florida.? There’s too much water to douse his flame.

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    paranormal  9 months ago

    He looks awful guilty!!!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 9 months ago

    He’s a Disney WMD. Go teach that dang Florida a lesson about who not to mess with.

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    Moore 1  9 months ago

    No, it was Puff, He was sad because Jacken left him.

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    b.john71  9 months ago

    Caught with his ears on!

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    Ditch the mouse ears, Henry!

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  9 months ago

    maybe he is working for the great Governer of Florida, no woke allowed

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  9 months ago

    No me! I’m just Dragon my feet in ID!

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    Jml58  9 months ago

    The Happiest Kingdom just got razed.

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    ncorgbl  9 months ago

    Fake news reports from DeSantis in reaction to anything in drag….

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    Ima Payne  9 months ago

    Shocked he could get in at those prices. Ya that’ll get you breathing some fire when you pay for your family of four

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    Frank Farkel  9 months ago

    The bigger question is “Henry, did you BBQ DeSantis before you came home?”

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    Dkram  9 months ago

    M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E

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    Jeffin Premium Member 9 months ago

    Somebody slipped him a Mickey.

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    Got the ears in Disney land

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    M.K.Staffeld  9 months ago

    Apparently Henry was trying to cut down the wait time to get into Disneyland.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  9 months ago

    Distrustful of the biggest Mouseketeer.

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    geese28  9 months ago

    Filming for another LOTR movie?

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    planostanton  9 months ago

    Nah, Henry’s been to Disneyland the whole time.

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    Cathy P.  9 months ago

    Was it Puff?

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