Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 18, 2024

Great excercise eh Finky.

You don’t often hear about regicide these days. Back in the Middle Ages it was a popular hobby.

He has a good point. Dad did 75 pushups every day, Mom did ten sit-ups. They both lived to over 100.

unfortunately

Methinks the Fink huffs like the Big Bad Wolf.

They live so long as they don’t do anything.

I’m glad that we don’t have “Royalty” here in the U.S., that doesn’t do anything or answer to the people. Oh wait.

Fink should be careful. He might “accidently” fall from the balcony.

Unless they don’t

Most rulers or heirs were killed off by their own kin. That was going on even in ancient Egypt.

Is that the original stairsteeper ?

Long live the fink!!!!!

No guardrails? That’s why royals don’t live so long.

Gotta get all 10,000 of those steps.

The 9/11 Memorial Stair Climb is 2,200 stairs and some firemen do it in full gear – up to 50 lbs.

Why do I think Rodney designed that tower while looking at a mirror?

And you thought those step machines in the gym were bad…

They need their exercise, right?

I didn’t know speech making was so aerobic.

Perhaps someone has a bead drawn on that balcony