Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 23, 2024

That was a shot in the dork (sic).

And probably never will be.

She isn’t known for being a High Maintenance Princess for nothing you know.

Even when she says “Oh, I don’t want a gift this year.” A wise man buys his girl a nice gift.

Good try Rod.

That was what we call a “trial balloon”.

Rodney is nowhere neat THAT place, either, if you know what The Count means and The Count thinks you do. ; )

Get a clue, Rod.

Nice try, Rodney.

….must be running low on funds!!!!!!

She expects a nice gift, Rodney!

Gifts are not a big deal, they’re the biggest deal.

In other words, If you hope to get lucky, it will cost you……

Translation: Better double up on those gifts, if not triple in value.

Lady Hip-Pa-Chrissy might show up with some bitters and celery caps.

Gifts ARE a big deal Rodney I don’t care how often she says Don’t get me anything for Christmas, birthday, anniversary, etcetera. Get her something and no cash, put some thought in it.

Give Rodney points for trying!

You’re quite the conversation maker, aren’t you, dude?