Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 28, 2025

Caught it from the cat.

That’s the second I remember that word being used to describe Henry’s actions.

Not an indoor dragon.

Zoomies?

Does this mean he’s housebroken?

Dragon Cat!

Does your wand do home repairs and yard work? Can I buy one from Amazon?

Everyone get out of the way! Zoomie dragon incoming!

Looks like a great opportunity for some remodeling!

So wizard the wall back in place with Henry outside.

You should probably let him out more.

There must be merchandise that features Henry. He is soo cool!

Price of having a pet!!!!

Friday with Henry. Excellent!

You can fix that with a wave of your wand, Wiz.

OMG! That’s our cats this week. . .they’ve broken every piece that they hadn’t already shattered. . .I didn’t speak to them for a few days. . .

Once in a while there’s an entity that chases Tigger all around the house….☺️☺️☺️

George Carlin did a hilarious skit re. the “zoomies”. The whole skit is on You Tube (Carlin talks about cats) and the zoomie part is near the end. I was at a good friend house when we saw this skit ‘live’ on TV – we nearly died laughing. Welllll, he had a cat, part Siamese and part Pesian, named Jinx, and about an hour later Jinx hauls a@@ out of the far bedroom at full speed, misses the turn at the end of the short hall and slams into the wall BUT continues at speed and leaps onto the TV then tries for a hanging pot in the corner of the livingroom and misses, falls against the widow sill and ends up on the back of the couch - and just as Carlin points out, he strutted away as if that was exactly what he wanted to do. I looked at my friend and we smiled and just watched Jinx: Jinx stopped for a second, licked a paw, then casually walked off the couch and out into the family room. And there he howled like he was going to die—almost exactly as Carlin describes; F&*(((&ing MEOW! Took us about 15 minutes to stop laughing.

Funny stories…interestingly – as adorable/amusing as “zoomies” are – my dog (see avatar) was the calmest, mellowest fella – never did it…

Cats usually but some dog breeds too, Jack Russell terriers do it all day.

I am thankful for my small dog.

Must not have been much of a zoom; Henry looks wide awake and ready for more. You’d think he’d be flat out and sound asleep.