Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 14, 2025

Quinoa’s going to invade the pasta section.

Orc-hestral Manoeuvres in the dark.

The fink does not distress a bit on hearing the invasion news. Love his confidence. Nobody can bring him down or Trump him.

So Why is the Wiz using the Final Jeopardy music?

For a Viking invasion, I would recommend “Ride of the Valkyries”.

I was thinking more like the “Star Wars” “Imperial March.”

Unh, unh! Hunny don’t!

I’d prefer Ride of the Valkyries!

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Expecting a long battle??

Unfortunately, the wand was set to YAKITY SAX. From there on, it was all predictably downhill.

The Huns invade frequently, but never conquer the kingdom of ID.

Stick with a proven winner, Ride of the Valkyrie. (I also used to play Smugglers Blues over the PA when we crashed the gate at a drug guy’s ranch.)

Now that’s the best idea, but on another note, what about the boiling pots of oil?

You could try “Puberty Love” – it worked for the Killer Tomatoes, or that yodeler song in Mars Attacks. Sprinkle in some bagpipes and a rookie 4th grader school band playing William Tell Orchestra

I’d prefer Star Wars. Can you imagine going into battle as the Imperial March plays?

Listening to the soundtrack now on youtube. Sounds good.

Well, that’s one way to prepare for the Huns’ invasion. Which movie soundtrack are you using, Wiz?