Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for April 23, 2014

Hmmnh, it might’ve helped!

Bell Labs scraped the B (as in Bell) language project when they realized they were going in the wrong direction. They dropped B so completely that they named the new language C.

I think this might be a recycled joke, I seem to remember, but I think the joke was about D programming language.

Maybe Rita should back and start over using Basic in TRS-DOS or DOS Plus-4……

If you want a robot – you want to use LISP.

No, George Lucas didn’t have to be a robot to make Star Wars. On the other hand, Emperor Palpatine is a far better leader than Rita is!

George Lucas has a working brain Rita you don’t

No, but it couldn’t hurt either.

Clueless is as clueless does

c++ is much better than assembly and that other horrible one called cobol.

just tell it you are already using a++

George Lucas ISN’T a robot?