Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for September 25, 2015

411?

@Ken. 411 is the number for directory assistance. Used a lot before the internet, and entered the US vernacular as “information.”

It is:THE myspaces

To sound like an old person, or Hillary Clinton;Prefix with THE and end in plural.The GoogleS, The TwitterS, The FacebookS.

I was surfing The Internets for lost emails.

Even Rita’s not that bad—I don’t think.

I have a house page on the Wide World Webs

Never been to MySpace, Twitter, Facebook, just not my style to put myself out there. I prefer what little privacy I can still get.

As if Melvin could be even less clueless!