Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for September 13, 2018

…Ouch.

Could’ve been worse, at least she didn’t say Friendster.

Does she really mean any of my friends or did she intend to say each of my friends?

You know, the ones that still use DOS 3.0 or Win 5.0.

I gotta see if I still have a login

Is Rita aware of all Internet traditions?

Tom sold at the perfect time.

MySpace = that old out-dated amusement park no one goes to anymore.

At least she didn’t say “Prodigy”!

People are still making myspace jokes?

All spiders from Beta Lyra, the Vega star system has super intelligent cold pseudo arachnids. Giants that are carnivorous and physiologically more like mammals. (They don’t eat other intelligent life.) They are also the basis for sightings of too large “spiders” around the world. And behind some cattle-deer-horse mutilations if they run out of food brought from the home world and must eat. They are dispassionate and analytical like multi-eyed and legged Vulcans. But less personable at this time. They won’t interfere with us no matter what.