Me I’m getting rich on this coin shortage thing, people are using dimes in my penny gum ball machines ever since the one cent coins have become scarce.
My boss at work came into the breakroom and started dancing to the music being played. He jokingly invited me to get up and dance too. I told him “dancing is not in my job description.” He said he could make it my job description, then, thankfully, left the breakroom.
Wait, was Rita my section leader in the reserves? I didn’t get laps but it sounds like something they’d do when the parking lot wasn’t frozen enough for push-ups.
Rod Gonzalez over 4 years ago
So . . . a $20 coin and a 25c bill?
meg_grif over 4 years ago
Getting to complain about money: 25¢. Getting to complain about your boss: $20. Getting to punish your underlings: priceless.
rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago
Caught you, Sal.
R.R.Bedford over 4 years ago
Me I’m getting rich on this coin shortage thing, people are using dimes in my penny gum ball machines ever since the one cent coins have become scarce.
weirdme Premium Member over 4 years ago
Deep thoughts and a sarcastic Rita!
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
Sorry, running laps is not in my job description.
My boss at work came into the breakroom and started dancing to the music being played. He jokingly invited me to get up and dance too. I told him “dancing is not in my job description.” He said he could make it my job description, then, thankfully, left the breakroom.
DaveQuinn over 4 years ago
Try to find a JFK dollar coin now. I have 10 of them. And I am a Canadian. lol
Lee26 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Wouldn’t 99 laps be more appropriate? :) He could carry some red balloons while he’s at it, too.
poppacapsmokeblower over 4 years ago
A really weird denomination set would be prime number coins and bills, $1, $2, $3, $5, $7, $11, $13, $17, $19, $23, Et Cetera,.
Can’t you just hear math haters screaming!
ahnk_2000 over 4 years ago
Sounds like Rita’s got 99 problems but a bill ain’t one.
chromosome Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s frustrating to go to stores where things cost odd amounts of money and I always (used to) wind up with pockets full of change.
edstephens74 over 4 years ago
Wait, was Rita my section leader in the reserves? I didn’t get laps but it sounds like something they’d do when the parking lot wasn’t frozen enough for push-ups.
NWdryad over 4 years ago
Could be worse, you could be bricked up into the wall.
PPMKS over 4 years ago
If life were logical, men would ride side saddle.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
4 quarters = a dollar.
$20 is a nice intermediary between a $10 and $50 bills.
MosheWaisberg over 4 years ago
most currencies use denominations of 1,2,5. i.e. 1c, 2c, 5c, 10c, 20c, 50c, $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, $100, $200