Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for April 21, 2023

Even buzzards have better taste than to want him.

“Boy, they’re really stacking them today” From an old B.C. strip.

Probably just a mirage…

Apparently Melvin craves what only the coffee maker can give.

The coffee machine is dying.

My eye sight is bad, but does anyone else see where that pot is plugged into?

Probably with artificial sweetener. Vultures would do that.

How can you make coffee if the pot isn’t plugged in?

I’ll side with the solar cell power commenters. Hand-crank charging batteries would produce more sweat than coffee.

Now this is cruel, especially since coffee is a diuretic. But it’s Melvin.

“Oh, no. It’s decaf!” (The horror!)

R&D finally figured out how to reproduce Tesla’s free energy invention.

Wait until he tastes the decaf.