Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for June 21, 2024

My husband and I are playing the same game on our tablets. He gets through levels much quicker than me for some reason, so I also usually say to him that the game hates me…lol!

It’s not so much that the computer hates you, but more that some people are just too incompetent to use a computer. There’s the classic story of the tech support guy desperately trying to help out someone on the phone with their computer. He spent a very long time, being as patient as possible trying to provide instructions on how to fix things, but the person didn’t understand what to do even after really dumbed down instructions. He ended up telling the person to pack up the computer and send it back. When they asked “Oh dear, is it that bad”, he replied “Yes, you are too stupid to use a computer so should just send it back”. Needless to say, he lost his job. I guess he just cracked.

Please don’t anthropomorphise computers. They don’t like it.

Sometimes, that’s the only logical answer.

It’s not the computer, it’s the software. Windows is the most successful prank anybody ever conceived, they even get people to pay them money for it.

I’m always sorry I missed the T.A.P.S. magazine article, “My computer has been possessed!”

I have always believed that computers are the work of the Devil. What, haven’t you ever heard someone (or yourself) sitting at a computer keyboard taking ths Lord’s name in vain? All the time.

BILLION?

If that’s the issue, not cleaning up cookies doing updates, then I’m pooched!

IT guys don’t know all the answers

It’s not hate. It’s cold finger tips.