Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for December 11, 2024

Oh. My. Stars.

As long as they bring back Arnold Ziffel

Don’t forget “The Green Lantern Mile.”

And then his mother dies, the farm fails and he becomes a Sheriff. And the show has laugh tracks in all the wrong places. Call it L*A*N*T*E*R*N.

Let’s see who gets that reference.

How about he moves to Possum Lake, Canada, and does a show about duct tape that’s called “The Red Green Lantern Show”? I’m sure people would watch it.

He sort of did. After he divorced ScarJo, he and Blake set up house in Vermont with a lot of land. But right now he’s more interested in his soccer team and cell phone business.

LOL!

… and he probably shouldn’t grow yellow corn, maybe white corn?

Ryan Reynolds’ grandfather was a farmer. Just saying.

Like the original movie wasn’t wretched enough

And then there is “Green Lantern Grass of Wyoming”.

Ryan Reynolds was not in the Green Mile.

It goes without saying that Green Day would perform the theme song

What about “Green Lantern Grows the Lilacs”?