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I have cut back since retirement. Each morning, I have 2 double espressos, an espresso and steamed milk, and then I am caffeine-free for the rest of the day.
Saves wear and tear on my shoes as my feet rarely hit the ground before noon.
seanfear 2 days ago
man, with that fuel you can plow a field with a yoke attached to your head, alone.
Zykoic 1 day ago
I used to chew Jolt gum. On a visit to the doctor he got concerned about my irregular heartbeat. I stopped the caffeine overdoses.
Jml58 1 day ago
Somedays you should work from home.
NRHAWK Premium Member 1 day ago
That Jolt Cola reference threw me a little and then I saw the 2011 date. So many of these retread comics are still relevant to today’s headlines.
Lady loves a joke 1 day ago
“Some days, I almost need to be hooked up to the car battery”.
PoodleGroomer 1 day ago
He is having a hard time quitting cocaine.
bilbrlsn 1 day ago
I have cut back since retirement. Each morning, I have 2 double espressos, an espresso and steamed milk, and then I am caffeine-free for the rest of the day.
Saves wear and tear on my shoes as my feet rarely hit the ground before noon.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 1 day ago
It’s time to consider an I.V.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 1 day ago
Here’s a novel idea: try getting some sleep at night
MissScarlet Premium Member 1 day ago
He must never leave the bathroom.
Smeagol 1 day ago
Now everybody, have you heard, if you’re in the game Then the stroke’s the word… Stroke me Stroke me.
megerkey 1 day ago
Why are you not moving around like a hummingbird?
sincavage05 about 23 hours ago
Crystal meth, take care of that for you.