WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 16, 2019

TIL being vegan is apparently something you’re born to, and not something you can decide to become later in life.

TIalsoL that you can’t sell something without also using it, apparently.

Now that’s a new and unique kind of fat-shaming…

If you’ve never had real bacon, then why would you even care about having a healthier alternative?

(Sigh) because most vegans aren’t raised vegan and have eaten meat. But by all means let’s beat the shrill, intolerant, and unhumorous vegan trope into the ground.

PIG from Pearls would be horrified at this outrage…..

He should put his hands on the back of the empty chair, lean in and ask, “After you try it, will YOU be able to call me a liar???”

“Because I eat pigs. Yes. I confess. And yes, your life is now in danger.”

They are actually warmed-up Beggin’ Strips.

If a person is simply against eating animal flesh, fine. But WHY do they seem to insist that their artificial foods taste like MEAT? Confusing sods! :>)

Perhaps the waiter is a former carnivore who became vegan and remembers what real bacon tastes like. Or maybe they had a non-vegan try the vegan stuff and they said it tasted just like real bacon. Besides, who said staff members at the restaurant had to be vegan themselves? Their job is to serve you the food. And they may eat the stuff there but also eat meat. So back off, lady.

Who says that the wait-staff at a vegan restaurant are required to eat vegan on their own time?