WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 15, 2020

What a A-Hole.

I swear I have worked for things like that.

Let’s skip ahead…screed about paid sick leave…affordable healthcare…callous bosses….Comment below.

“The Fire Dept.-EMS is always looking for suckers like you!”

Corporate America.

Not unlike the COVID-19 pandemic nor the Dagwood/Mr. Dithers situations in the Blondie comic strip.

Hey! It’s my old boss!

Don’t worry. That sort of boss will soon have other distractions as he goes into politics with the dream of treating an entire country with that attitude. (sadly, I’m thinking of way too many countries right now to name just one…)

Don’t let this become an everyday occurrence.

True story: My company was purchased. New owners fired a whole bunch of factory guys who were making the most money. Got them together in conference room to explain that sometimes when you buy a company, you have to “get rid of the dead wood to make room for the new growth”. True statement. They were jackasses, I soon found another job.

Smithers – show this low-level worker out of my office, please.

Where I worked a file clerk cut her finger open on a loose staple. She was docked for the 10 minutes she spent in the nurses’ station.

Why, it’s Jeff Bezos!

An old Chinese word for such a boss: PLICK!! :>)