WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 23, 2020

Alright, Ecch!

As I’ve said in the past, “What doesn’t kill me makes me fatter”

Geez, I just snacked on left-over sausage…….gastric gamble!

And the Darwin Award goes to…

This derp needs to visit the doctor in today’s “Loose Parts” comic. (https://www.gocomics.com/looseparts/2020/07/23)

When in doubt…throw out!

“It’s just Rouqefort, Liverwurst & Garlic! When it’s aged to perfection, it smells like that! Bon Appetite!

His headstone: “Hold my brat…”

Notice he isn’t eating it, he’s feeding it to his wife first.

It could be wurst: https://i.redd.it/abr8ga30ah121.jpg

“If you think the meat is spoiled cook it with a lot of onions.” said Lizzy Borden’s father.

There are limits

I wish I could find the idiot that first attached the word “expired” to food

It is a sell by date for the grocery store to insure stock rotation

The actual eat by date for us is days to weeks or more

I eat expired stuff all the time. But it has to pass the smell and taste tests.

Are these people in Wisconsin?