Parents once did that for free. Now they’d have to pay a lot of money to convince some sharp woman to take you off their hands.
And will they be arranging the divorce too, loser?
“You’ve done everything else for me …”
The parents will do anything to get the millennial out of the house.
Be specific.. for a weekend, couple of weeks? Pretty sure mom & dad can find something on the internet.
Is that like arranging flowers?
No need. Just tell them how much you’ll be inheriting…
Matchmakers still exist….OY!
Aren’t most arranged marriages negotiated when the potential bride & groom are still babies?
“Well, sure. I think Grandma has a friend who’s looking.”
I know a 40 something guy who’s mother still calls his girlfriend to ask if he brushed his teeth
Wulff & Morgenthaler
wiatr about 3 years ago
Parents once did that for free. Now they’d have to pay a lot of money to convince some sharp woman to take you off their hands.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 3 years ago
And will they be arranging the divorce too, loser?
Doug K about 3 years ago
“You’ve done everything else for me …”
timinwsac Premium Member about 3 years ago
The parents will do anything to get the millennial out of the house.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 3 years ago
Be specific.. for a weekend, couple of weeks? Pretty sure mom & dad can find something on the internet.
mwksix about 3 years ago
Is that like arranging flowers?
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
No need. Just tell them how much you’ll be inheriting…
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Matchmakers still exist….OY!
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member about 3 years ago
Aren’t most arranged marriages negotiated when the potential bride & groom are still babies?
anomaly about 3 years ago
“Well, sure. I think Grandma has a friend who’s looking.”
alikgator over 1 year ago
I know a 40 something guy who’s mother still calls his girlfriend to ask if he brushed his teeth