WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 09, 2022

Well, you CAN, but you don’t really want to.

You’re going to need a larger pail

Besides being hazardous to your health, you’d have to pretend to be a baby whale. “To be more hydrodynamic, the mother’s nipples are inverted at the mammary gland until the baby starts to nudge where they then start to point out. The mom then starts to shoot out milk. Whales don’t have lips, so they can’t really suckle the milk. Instead it’s almost injected into the baby’s mouth”—https://www.aquariumofpacific.org/blogs/comments/how_do_whales_nurse_lets_find_out#:~:text=To%20be%20more%20hydrodynamic%2C%20the,injected%20into%20the%20baby%27s%20mouth.

Good luck with that. I’ll notify your next of kin.

They suckled their calves.

Well, you can normally, but this one’s a male.

In addition to LeslieBark’s info, it could also be a male. Only the mommies provide milk.

The can reminds me of playing hide and seek when I was about 3. I hid in one and had to have help getting out!

Oh yes you can, you don’t want to, but you can milk a whale.

It’s udderly impossible.

“You’re a mammal, aren’t you?”