WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 07, 2023

If you burn the building down. Problem solved.

When can I panic?

Non-GAAP rituals; see ENRON.

Just call 9-1-1. Explain the situation.

Hopefully they will send some kind of help …

… for them … or to rescue you.

Another reason bean counters shouldn’t run companies

Situation calls for “alternative” math.

Try crypto. That works about as well.

I heard that there were several head injuries in the accounting department. Some smart alec rolled a penny down the aisle that’s between the cubes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I’m gonna try this next time I can’t get the checkbook to balance!!!!!!! :)

He means the great god GAAP and QB and The Mighty all knowing Sage…

So how long has that fire been burning?