WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 01, 2023

Nice try

And I guess that’s just a water pistol.

You’re welcome to say whatever you want. And the judge and jury are welcome to say “you’re a lying SOS.”

It will also make it easier to catch and convict you.

No jail time in major cities today.

A scaled down version of the 1977 Lloyd’s bank heist where they faked a filming

Otherwise, it’s great self-incriminating evidence.

Later … “Perhaps you shouldn’t have recorded me saying that.”

Even if it was just a prank, the police would still charge you just like they would if you pulled the fire alarm in your school as a prank.

Just say you’re running for office.

The cops will love you for that video.

The gun cancels any chance of that working.

Sadly, if you do get caught.. this will generate lots of money for your defense lawyers.

You’re supposed to smash down the door with a stolen KIA, idiots! :)