Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for July 26, 2019

Why not, I payed for it.

If the prize is a temporary tattoo, where would the bird stick it?

“Of course, I bought the box, ungrateful bird.”

It was a sad day for Western Civilization when they replaced the little plastic toy with a little cardboard “toy”. Not sure they have anything now. “Choking hazard” my Aunt Fannie! [grumble grumble]

Lure him and capture him, Ziggy. A talking bird like that is worth millions! Unless he’s a talking parrot, that is. Nothing much special about that!

Birds can be so selfish.

My money, my prize! If you want a prize buy your own box!

in recent years, the prize is no prize

As Curly of the Three Stooges would say “ certainly “.

Whats the point of speaking the language of birds if they are all assholes?

I bought some Cracker Jacks for my grandkids last week, and they no longer offer prizes per se No it is some code to go on a website and play a “free” game that requires an adult to input a credit card number

“Candy coated popcorn, peanuts and a prize! That’s what you get with Cracker Jacks.”

Bird you need to learn to share and be grateful.

Loved Cracker Jacks

It’s actually Cracker Jack. Not Jacks.

Its just a sticker. Lame.