Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 16, 2022

that’s fine as fortune cookies aren’t really Chinese

Better buy some paint remover. After all, that fortune teller will make your PALM RED.;-D

That might be okay for the fortune part of the fortune cookie, but what about the cookie part of the cookie?

The best fortune cookie I ever got said “You are contemplative and analytical by nature” . So I thought to myself, I wonder what that could mean?

I saw a container of fortune cookies for sale yesterday at the grocery store.

As for me I just want to take the darn paper out of the good cookie

That’s about the same in accuracy.

Once I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. I jokingly told the server, and she brought me another. THAT one didn’t have a fortune in it either! I said “Tell me the truth! Am I dying?!”

No more palm readers, Ziggy.

Fortune cookie or palm reader — doesn’t matter to me. I have equal confidence in the accuracy of both (which is to say, none at all).