Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for June 11, 2024

I will do my best, but I make no promises.

It’s much better when people throw down.

Um, you’re welcome?

I remember seeing a shirt that said thank you for not projectile vomiting.

You would prefer they spew out the other end?

That depends, what would that black soup thing be called that the cook is stirring in the cauldron?

I don’t think it could be black coffee!

But if you do, use this pot!

This takes truth in advertising to a new level.

I beg that of my cats every morning for their first feeding.

Not a good sign. Get it? Cause it’s a sign? I’ll stop now.

um… what? :L

funny

The throwing up starts about four hours after eating.

Ohh kaaayyy…

Just looking at that sign just makes a person want to run the other way and eat at home (if they can!).

Usually is would be on a list of “Don’ts” posted on the wall.

“Don’t ask for credit.”

“Don’t ask for substitutions.”

“Don’t expect service if you are not wearing shoes.”

“Don’t throw up.”

brutal chef

The health inspector could be in the restaurant. What will he think when he sees the sign?

Ralph Hurl and Chuck Puker’s barfateria.

Never eat at a diner which has that sign posted.