1 and Done by Eric Scott for August 22, 2023

Careful elephant, don’t walk into the bar.

So where do you put your coat?

So, where’s the Murphy bed at ?

Why, in a trunk, of course.

That’s one way to get the elephant out of the room.

After much thought, I’ll just leave him in his own room

The pink elephant is barred.

OK, so where’s the hippo go?

On the stage at CPAC.

To be more accurate: “Where to store your elephant you got at the elephant store”.

The glove compartment works for me.

The real reason they ignore the elephant in the room. He’s in storage.

Apparently they didn’t set the bar high enough

Did the skeleton go into storage?

I hope this means elephant jokes are making a comeback.

I’d use the refrigerator, but the footprints in the butter would give him away.