1 and Done by Eric Scott for May 14, 2024

Cats have ruled for tousands of years, so I ain’t sayin nothing

Anthropomorphic God took the long way around to that realization. Isis grokked it at first sight.

Somebody spun a yarn about this.

Yup, God created the whole ball of yarn!

… and it rolled under the sofa and fused with a dust bunny, never to be seen again!

Makes about as much sense as any other explanation

Well since this whole story is one big yarn anyway, this helps explain the story.

It’s now the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota.

Is that what they mean by String Theory?

So cats predated earth and humans? Who knew? Cats in Space!