Are you sure they can be turned off? If so, in doing so, are you perhaps conveying more information? Are you, perhaps, self identifying as a subversive?
The only thing magical about iPhone ads is how they can get away with calling everything magical even when it’s already been around for ages on other platforms or is nothing special anyway.That should start the flame wars again.
He sees you when you’re sleeping; he knoes when you’re awake; he knows if you’ve been bad or good; so be good for goodness sake. The motto of Santa and the NSA…….
seanfear 12 months ago
hah! that’s what you think, kiddo.
diazch408 12 months ago
Having a dad like Adam certainly has helped Clayton become independent(I rarely climbed ladders as a kid).
mccollunsky 12 months ago
Santa magic is stronger than an I-phone.
snsurone76 12 months ago
Wanna bet that Katy is laughing her head off?? At least, until her parents say that Santa is watching HER, too.
markkahler52 12 months ago
My bet is, Santa is laughing HIS head off!
nosirrom 12 months ago
How much does Santa pay peeping Toms?
Denver Reader Premium Member 12 months ago
But can they really be turned off?
Carl Premium Member 12 months ago
Are you sure they can be turned off? If so, in doing so, are you perhaps conveying more information? Are you, perhaps, self identifying as a subversive?
fgerbil46 12 months ago
Remember how Clayton scared the heck out of Katy before Halloween? Revenge is a dish best served cold. ;-)
MRC112 12 months ago
The only thing magical about iPhone ads is how they can get away with calling everything magical even when it’s already been around for ages on other platforms or is nothing special anyway.That should start the flame wars again.
ahnk_2000 12 months ago
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” – Arthur C. Clarke
Amra Leo 12 months ago
Can’t turn off Santa’s magic…
raybarb44 12 months ago
He sees you when you’re sleeping; he knoes when you’re awake; he knows if you’ve been bad or good; so be good for goodness sake. The motto of Santa and the NSA…….
cuzinron47 12 months ago
Clayton, think about it. Santa didn’t start using surveillance this year. Did it effect years past when you were being yourself.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
He should tell him to use the one sure-fired method to end surveillance: wrap yourself completely in aluminum foil. :) :) :)
stamps 12 months ago
Your Christmas tree is infected with the Pegasus spyware.
gcarlson 12 months ago
Per Fred Astaire, he uses the magic snowball the Winter Warlock gave him.
eb110americana 12 months ago
Santa likes to watch.