Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 07, 2023

hah! that’s what you think, kiddo.

Having a dad like Adam certainly has helped Clayton become independent(I rarely climbed ladders as a kid).

Santa magic is stronger than an I-phone.

Wanna bet that Katy is laughing her head off?? At least, until her parents say that Santa is watching HER, too.

My bet is, Santa is laughing HIS head off!

How much does Santa pay peeping Toms?

But can they really be turned off?

Are you sure they can be turned off? If so, in doing so, are you perhaps conveying more information? Are you, perhaps, self identifying as a subversive?

Remember how Clayton scared the heck out of Katy before Halloween? Revenge is a dish best served cold. ;-)

The only thing magical about iPhone ads is how they can get away with calling everything magical even when it’s already been around for ages on other platforms or is nothing special anyway.That should start the flame wars again.

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” – Arthur C. Clarke

Can’t turn off Santa’s magic…

He sees you when you’re sleeping; he knoes when you’re awake; he knows if you’ve been bad or good; so be good for goodness sake. The motto of Santa and the NSA…….

Clayton, think about it. Santa didn’t start using surveillance this year. Did it effect years past when you were being yourself.

He should tell him to use the one sure-fired method to end surveillance: wrap yourself completely in aluminum foil. :) :) :)

Your Christmas tree is infected with the Pegasus spyware.

Per Fred Astaire, he uses the magic snowball the Winter Warlock gave him.

Santa likes to watch.