Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 14, 2019

Andy lost the opportunity.

Actual irony!!!

@Number Three Today’s strip Is funny our Hero Mr Andrew Capp (sober again) is so scared of working that he has lost an opportunity to get a dream job tasting beer :o) right , I have kept the St valentine flowers bouquet , because today IS the day , hope our mutual friend got a big box of chocolate covered strawberries , how was your day? ours should be a bit busy take care pal.

Andy just passed up a golden opportunity.

Well, that the way the suds of life flow.

Andy’s dream job…

Andy would have fallen into the beer barrel instead of the canal

It’s not for Andy, what with all the quality report forms and other paperwork.

If Andy had the patience of Job, he would have his dream job now!

That is the one job Andy could do and he blew it.

Jack should learn what info belongs in the opening line.

He would have lasted one day. One hour?

HAPPY ST. VALENTINE’S DAY, CAPPERS !!

Wishing you all love and happiness today.

Oops.

Andy’s dream job down the drain. Probably would have been fired for drinking a barrel a day & checking out sloshed!!

It’s just as well, he’s over qualified.

Perhaps Jack should have lead with the job description.

The brewery would be out of business within a week.

Andy Andy

Now that’s funny!

I wanna be head Root Beer taster!

Andy wouldn’t know good beer if he was given it.

wow!!! andy turning down ajob like that!!must be insane!!

Think that tasters have to be able to detect subtle differences in taste. Andy has no subtlety when it comes to his drinking.

Andy blew it!

“l’m kippin’ on the sofa tonight cos Flo sent me to the chemist to get somethin’ to improve our love life.

l brought back a bottle of slimmin’ pills."

Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work.

Andy, you bloody idiot!

xxx

@Afficionado

I hope you had a great day. Mine was quite busy. I done my volunteering.

Rewarding as usual.

I wouldn’t have minded some chocolate covered strawberries to nibble on.

Head beer taster, bet there’ll be no more beer left over for his subordinates.

Oh oh, shit luck Andy.