Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 01, 2020

now if only Andy had that kind of luck at the horse track

Groucho Marx had the duck. At the local pub in Wherevershire, UK.. say the secret woid (cash) and Andy Capp pops up.

I don’t know how he does it but Andy must have a sixth sense when it comes to a little libation.

He wasn’t talking to you, Andy.

Cash

In an uncertain world it’s nice to know some things never change.

Andy reminds me of an ex’s son, who I swear, had a sixth sense when it came to sussing out someone with money. He could smell a dollar bill at a thousand yards.

Never met someone so happy to help spend another person’s money!

A pint of domestic beer averages 4 pounds ($5.25) in English pubs, minimum wage is 8 pounds hour.

When you open a can of cat food the cat appears from nowhere. Andy has the same ability.

You conjured him up with the magic words. Until you said that, he was at home asleep on the couch!

I just watched an episode of “My Name is Earl” in which he happened to be at a golf clubhouse when a guy came in after getting a hole-in-one and bought drinks for everyone. So Earl cheated for the guy without his knowledge to make him think he got a hole-in-one every week just to get free beer!

Pub. Next town over.

He’s the designated mooch.

All he has to say is “ I am buying only Roger’s drinks tonight.

andy andy andy what a freeloader you truly are!!!

The incantation was spoken, and Andy appeared.

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Like a moth to a porch light.

useless bum

The original social media: An open mouth at a bar.

Hold on, Andy. He was addressing Eddie, not you. He never said he was treating everyone.