Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 11, 2020

Murray is so dull, he’s deaf to Andy’s snoring.

This is funny

Doesn’t everyone know Andy has no eyes?

MUUUURRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Just a couple of menches, cuttin’ it up!

Number Three Today's strip IS funny I once used our HERO Mr Andrew Capp's ruse to using false eyes to nap while Darby is droning about his holiday , but as you know I wear glasses so I stuck a pair of eyes cut out from a magazine to the inside of my specs during boring geography , maths and history lessons in secondary school :o) my avatar today is a picture of Jesus saying good morning to the roman soldiers guarding his tomb while coming out as He said he would :o) how was your day? and Happy Easter to you and yours, our day should be busy but calm I hope even tho we cannot be visited by our clan because of mandatory quarantine for the#%$& virus pandemic :o{ , stay safe and BCNU pal, we shall overcome one day , this year I hope

The eyes have it!

Barney Google’s on the phone …

They did this joke on Cheers once.

What is sad is that while most people would be offended and never have Andy back again, Andy’s friends keep asking him back over. Must not have many friends when all you can do is keep asking Andy and Flo back to be insulted by Andy.

Comic strip interpersonal relationships.

He is visiting at Andy’s & Flo’s house; they are not at his place visiting him.

Jughead’s method was funnier, painting eyes on his eyelids. It ends with Jughead sitting at his school desk in the evening fast asleep with the janitor saying, “I don’t know what you’re doing here at this hour, kid, but what are you staring at?”

They give the proper expression, stunned.

how does stay upright while sleeping ?

Now there’s something you don’t see every day: Andy with eyes!

I don’t talk about my holidays as much but when I was on my Mystery Cruise last year, I kept posting on Facebook what country we ended up in and I added photos too.

My favourite had to be the Kiel Canal in Germany. Poland comes a close second.

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@Afficionado

I have never seen an Andy Capp strip as “jokey” as this before. I love it!

Although I’m wondering how Murray is not able to hear Andy snoring or deep breathing? I actually recorded myself sleeping to see if I snored and it turns out I don’t.

Always knew I didn’t, she said with a smug expression.

It doesn’t feel like Easter. The weather has been beautiful here and my only limit is the back garden because of @*%&!#$ Coronavirus.