Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 12, 2021

and I bet Andy’s too drunk to change into his pajamas

Happy Friday, Cappers!

Thankfully the very strong winds have now subsided but that could change by the time I wake up. Fingers crossed it doesn’t as I hope to go out. Looking forward to Tuesday when I’ll be saving lives. Just have to brave the needle.

See you all later!

“Real house husbands of the canal”

The reality is that she’s married to an alcoholic loser.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is a big disapointment to Flo after she has watched reality TV, her hubby is no prize , well she married hi didn’t she ? :o( my avatar is a spoof of Noah hiding from his wife because he does not want to clean up all the manure in the ark after the flood subsided , can’t blame him , how was your day ? our Finally Friday should be very busy but we should cope I hope this morning when we went to do our shopping one of our nice lady neighbbours slipped and hurt her back so Connie and me had to give her first aid , luckily she was not hurt badly only her pride , now we can relax and I am looking forward for my fav nosh this afternoon , we are both in a good mood and are expecting no visitors or workers , keep safe and go easy on the curries or you’ll end up all day sitting on your throne :o) thanks for caring pal

Good news!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-12th-march-2021-23644938

Flo, I hate to tell you this. But you are no sexy reality TV star yourself.

To expand on littleJohn’s comment:Have you looked in the mirror lately, Flo? Or don’t they make mirrors that wide?

AAHHH The Reality of Reality!

Exactly!!!!!

“Fly-on-the-wall show”? Is that a Briticism?

But what do those guys on TV look like without their makeup?

Up next on Barfly in the Doorway…

It’s a reality show. It just isn’t your reality.

And all of the guys that watch that show say the women are hot and easy.

There is a moment in everyone’s life when we reach the apex of our being. physically. Then its downhill from there. Looks like you both have on life’s downhill run for quite some time….

Never have understood the appeal of these so called reality TV shows.

Andy’s reality comes out of a bottle. Everything looks rosy.

Adam to Eve: “I’m HOME!”

Eve to herself: “WHY?”

Of course, on so-called “reality” shows, they cut out the fight clouds………..

“O, wad some Power the giftie gie us

To see oursels as others see us!

It wad frae monie a blunder free us,

An’ foolish notion.”

_______Robert Burns

I’ve seen some real tools on Big Brother, Real World, Road Rules & other such shows.

I never watch those kind of shows and yet everybody seems to be crazy about them.

Not for me. Thanks.

xxx

@Afficionado

How amazing for you to help that woman. I fell over on the side of a road once but as the traffic was moving and busy, I don’t think anybody could stop and ask if I was OK. Bearing in mind, we drive on the same side as you and I was on the other side of the cars. But I picked myself up and ended up limping home. I was stuck with a limp for a few days.

Luckily that curry I had didn’t do a number on me. I’m guessing it was very mild. So no toxic fumes. Haha.

Enjoy your favourite nosh, pal. See you after the weekend.

By the way, Eldo, I’m always grateful for you posting Andy classics. I don’t peek in at Andy as often as I used to (and I SHOULD do!), but my computer hates me, and it melts down after I spend a tad bit on the political cartoons. (Which, liberal OR conservative, wouldn’t much matter to Andy……..) So a quick thanks to you, and to the other Cappers (special I-know-what-it feels-like to Number Three, whose blood donations are much better than mine!)

I’ve just rediscovered my all-time favourite “reality” TV show, My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance. It’s so funny and painful at the same time.

I’ve never really cared for reality TV. I prefer to watch TV to escape from the frustrations in life.