Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 08, 2022

Bucket list

Doreen Davies sure is a well-prepared lady.

Looks like Andy’s singing career is all washed up!

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny but a repeat, , one way or another our HERO Mr Andrew app manages to get wet does’nt he? :o) my avata again is a picture of my birth sign Leo roaring his head off because he’s in a good mood like I am, how was your day? ours should be a little busy but we will cope I hope, we both are in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run , just stay inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s cold outside , keep afe and thanks for caring young Lady.

at least she doesn’t keep a chamber pot next to the bed

The comic would have been funnier if the colourist coloured the water droplets yellow…

Well, if it shuts that bum up…

She keeps it handy just for our Andy.

A trip in the canal might have been in order to rinse off. She is a vile woman.

cheer up … at least it’s not boiling oil !

Take Flo out some night Andy. Singing a duet can be a lot of fun. Maybe, or maybe not. But you could a least give it a try.

Saves a lot of time and effort washing up or showering.

And Doreen doesn’t appreciate good singing. Let alone Andy’s singing.

Disturbing… Hope it’s not the chamber pot! Might be hard to distinguish the smell from that of the canal…

Be thankful it’s a bucket and not a chamber pot.

At least she doesn’t keep a gun beside her bed….or does she…or is that done in Europe?

I wonder who sings worse: Andy or Guitar Bob?

Good thing it was just water.

And he complains about Guitar Bob.

Sure that’s water?

Wait — isn’t Guitar Bob’s last name Davies?

Andy either needs to give up drinking, give up singing or find a new route home from the pub that doesn’t go by the Davies’ residence.

With Andy as a neighbor, I would too, but with ice in it.

For you, Andy… Yes.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

It was a special day for us volunteers to thank us for all our hard work. The staff prepared food and we had a lucky dip filled with presents for us all. The lucky dip was indeed lucky for me, I won 2 bars of Dove Beauty Cream Bar soap. They are my favourites, I love Dove products. However I should say that I didn’t sit and eat with all the staff and volunteers, I just stayed at the front desk on my own. I can get a bit anxious around too many people. Especially if they are loud. Everyone was very kind and understanding about it though, I’m rather introverted. I still had food and the lucky dip like I said. I also scored 16/24 questions on a quiz. I didn’t win though. The highest score was 22.

I’m also pleased to say that my Weetabix Breakfast Drink (Chocolate) was available in the Post Office/Newsagents today so I bought one this morning. Like KFC, it will become my weekly treat. Speaking of which, I went to KFC today and it was so lovely to be back. The place looks wonderful inside and out. Next Wednesday is the carvery.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

That’s what I’d do, too, Andy, if you were my neighbor.

Better HOPE it’s “Water”

Andy should be glad it was sulfuric acid.

It could be worse; it could be a chamber pot. ;-p