Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 27, 2023

My favorite painting again! Meanwhile, Flo’s raise must not be worth much!

well Andy, this is what SHE means.

She KNOWS what he meant!!

Flo likes to yank Andy’s chain.

If anyone deserves a pay raise, it’s Flo.

Plus tips on opening her own bank account and the name of the UK’s best divorce lawyer!!

She knows him too well.

Be a sport luv. Save the effort of cooking with a nosh at the pub.

Maybe she’s making that Olde English Holiday treat, Hot Dickens Cider.

Thanks for the ’’oldies’’ on your profile page Eldo…..great choices today.

The kettle is boiling away at Andy’s but there is no kettle for Percy.

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Remember, Andy; we thank God for beer by not drinking too much of it…

It’s a joy to watch Flo taunt Andy with such subtle tea.

Flo’s idea of a drink is highly different from Andy’s!

She knows that………

Andy’s vocabulary only works in one direction.

She knows Andy, she knows.

Andy’s hearing is going.. he totally missed the word “me” in Flo’s comment about… giving “me” a pay raise.

If it’s the drink you’re thinking of, Andy, are you paying for it?

Too bad you’ll never experience the joy of getting a pay raise.

Bring back Eldo the Achieve King, Percy the Rentman & Mary the barmaid!

It’s not a big raise, besides Flo doesn’t spend as much as Andy. . .

Release the Humor!

Bring back Our Man in Exile!!!

¡FREE ƹʅɗʘ! ༼ (ಠ益ಠ) ༽

I’ll have a Yorkshire Tea. Thanks, Flo!

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Hey Andy, Flo’s talking about a different kind of brew.

I once (twice) got a 5¢ raise. So, that was worth $2 a week!

That’s what she meant…

If Flo was smart, she wouldn’t tell Andy. Of course if Flo was smart, she would have dumped him long ago!

So, it’s tea for two,,,,timed to a “T”.

Andy would rather have alcohol than caffeine. (By the way, anyone who thinks that tea is a sissy drink has never had Irish breakfast tea. There’s enough caffeine in that stuff to give a full grown elephant insomnia for weeks!)

Boy he’s a self centred slob but the strip is great

To Andy, there isn’t any event that doesn’t call for a celebration drink.