Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 29, 2023

There’s guitar Bob, he don’t know all the chords.

Jack should really use him to force others to pay their dues

Jack uses Guitar Bob as a closing act.

Maybe Jack could pay him to let everyone out at closing time.

There is nothing like good music and Bob plays nothing like good music!

Shabbat shalom and chag sameach Sukkot.

Wish I had the means to type this out in Hebrew letters.

Shouldn’t he be saying “the line to the loo?”

Bob the Wailer. Not Bob Marley and the Wailers. Unfortunately.

Thank you Bob! >:(

Guitar Bob gets no respect.

Custom made Exit signs are all the rage nowadays in my town.

But I think they are on the way out.

What do you call a dramatic exit at a tea party?

A Tea Leave

You know its bad when Andy leaves

Not the toilet, but they all need to go – urgently! :D

Honestly – if Guitar Bob was THAT bad, he’d never get any gigs!!

Guitar Bob’s last name is Dylan, formerly Zimmerman.

In lots of the old pubs in the U.K. and Ireland, the bog ( loo, jakes, etc. ) was literally outside. I can remember taking many a beery pi$$ against the wall.

Bob couldn’t clear the bar any faster if he was wailing on bagpipes.

The guy in the purple suit is low man again…..

Guitar Bob should head for the toilet, he sounds like sh!t.

Wait, beer on the bar unfinished pint. Andy will do an about face. And Jack hired Guitar Bob, why is he first out the door?

So Jack brings him in for fire drills, and it’s not going well if it’s taking that long.

Guitar Bob would be perfect to have after last call. Even Andy will willingly leave

Based on Andy’s nose, it looks like he didn’t hang around long enough to get plastered. Bob must be having a really bad night to cause Andy’s early departure. Of course I am sure he will find another pub close by to his liking.

Exit stage left.

xxx

GB would play better if they kept his pint FULL.

Don’t be with guitar Bob playing and singing that would drive people out

ka-warble

No amount of drinking can make Guitar Bob’s singing bearable.

Like the sound effects. I’ve heard performers who sound like that.

Bob should announce “Drink up people. The more you drink, the better I sound!”

Why ? Something to say about the comic I presume.