Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 18, 2024

“I’m not as think as you drunk I am!”

Just listen for the sound of a splash, Alan.

i think the only person in the world to be under alcohol detector instead of the lying detector when interrogated

He’s not sloshed until he has fallen into the canal.

Watch when he falls in a canal.

He talked to a cop like that. SHould have run him in.

I wish the Oz police were so polite.

Watch your language Andy. You’re addressing an officer of the law.

What is the white splotch by the chimney in block 1 ??

Thank Heavens Andy didn’t say he was a bit Gay or that would have opened a real can of rainbow colored worms. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I prefer to use the term “Pleasantly Inebriated”.

I’ve always liked the phrase, “I’m not totally drunk, just a bit squiffy!”

That’s ok offisher, tomoeeow I’ll be shober and you’ll sthil be ugly!

As my grandmother used to say: “strictly for medicinal purposes.”

I know I’m out of season, but here goes: God rest you, merry gentleman.

And merrily he rolls along…….go get ‘em Andy!

Boy! That’s a mouthful of words for someone who’s sloshed!

INNOCENT?! He’s the usual suspect.

Even at six feet away, the officer can smell Andy’s breath.

I guess Andy has a point, he’s still walking erect and there’s no fight cloud around him.

Innocent citizen? Since when has Andy ever been innocent?

“If I’m sloshed, I’d be in the canal!

I am not sloshed. I still need to get my drinks from the Boilermaker Club.

Andy is a grumpy drunk.

At least he is not DWI

He will be sloshed soon as he falls into the canal.

The cop got it right Andy is slouched