Gees, I would pass out just sniffing the bottle cap. I am a real cheap drunk, so I never imbibe alcohol. I like to be able to remember what I did the previous evening. lol
Only time I was ever drunk—you can blame opera singer Placido Domingo.
He had a restaurant on 49th and 2nd Manhattan and I made the mistake of ordering apple brandy.I somehow managed to walk from there to train station completely cross-town;still consider myself lucky I made it
seanfear 6 days ago
Andy has a confusion between “relaxation” and “knocked out” (something I’m considering lately….)
snsurone76 6 days ago
It’s Friday the 13th—he’s self-medicating. Just let him sleep the day off in a cell, Alan.
ronaldspence 6 days ago
If he were any more relaxed he would be expired…
194919671982 6 days ago
Ah, those were the good ol’ days.
blunebottle 6 days ago
Ford Prefect to Arthur Dent: “Muscle relaxant.”
The Duke 6 days ago
It’s not the beer, it’s the whiskey!
BigDaveGlass 6 days ago
Relaxed as a newt.
bixya 5 days ago
The question is: how many pints fit in one of his mugs?
win.45mag 5 days ago
Can’t believe she actually CLAIMS that worthless heap.
baskate_2000 5 days ago
Capp needs help to relax?
ladykat 5 days ago
Andy looks very relaxed.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 5 days ago
Is this saying Andy is a two beer drunk? I doubt it.
DawnQuinn1 5 days ago
Gees, I would pass out just sniffing the bottle cap. I am a real cheap drunk, so I never imbibe alcohol. I like to be able to remember what I did the previous evening. lol
rshive 5 days ago
Two beers are relaxing. More leads to something other.
Chris 5 days ago
a little too well. :j
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 5 days ago
Only time I was ever drunk—you can blame opera singer Placido Domingo.
He had a restaurant on 49th and 2nd Manhattan and I made the mistake of ordering apple brandy.I somehow managed to walk from there to train station completely cross-town;still consider myself lucky I made it
cuzinron47 5 days ago
Who knew Flo was a comedian.
Godfreydaniel 5 days ago
Looks like plenty of daylight left…..
jrankin1959 5 days ago
Relax from what?
asavage8654 5 days ago
At least Flo understands Andy only pays for one or two pints an evening.
anncorr339 5 days ago
Flo you know the truth why pretend Andy is not a drunk
ChazNCenTex 5 days ago
Once upon a time, there was a tavern…
62kathleenhicks 5 days ago
He’s always relaxed- – - -
Smeagol 5 days ago
He looks like he had more than two…
sincavage05 5 days ago
Man and the sun is shining, just time for a nap before popping in the pub.
ComicsMama2 5 days ago
And we’re back! But really, what does Andy have to relax from?
tad1 5 days ago
With Andy, there’s a fine line between being relaxed and being inebriated.