Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 22, 2024

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    BigDaveGlass  about 20 hours ago

    Cell abrate tonight, come on!

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    snsurone76  about 20 hours ago

    I prefer: “Jingle Bells, Batman smells! Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile has lost a wheel, so the Joker gets away…”

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    kbyrdleroy123  about 20 hours ago

    What did he do now?

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    MReese  about 20 hours ago

    Love it.

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    ronaldspence  about 19 hours ago

    should be a silent night!

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    thevideostoreguy  about 19 hours ago

    Man, what happened to peace on Earth, good will toward men, huh?

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    rshive  about 18 hours ago

    It may be fun to have Andy locked away. But somebody’s gonna have to make a meal for him.

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    Botulism Bob  about 16 hours ago

    Got a good laugh out of this one!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 15 hours ago

    ♫♪

    I’m dreaming of a wine spritzer.

    Just like the ones I had last night.

    ♪♫

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 13 hours ago

    Yer a regular local celebrity, Andrew.

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    No6  about 13 hours ago

    I prefer making up my own limericks.

    Check them out if you like, Capper’s. I post them daily over on Ballard Street.
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    CorkLock  about 12 hours ago
    Peace on Earth, good will toward men is not a correct Bible verse. Misquoted and people never bother to read correct phase. Verse Luke 2:14 Glory to God in the highest heaven, and on earth peace to those on whom his (LORD’S) favor rests.
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    ksu71  about 12 hours ago

    ♫ Jingle Bells Shotgun Shells ♫

    ♫ Rabbits All The Way ♫

    ♫ Oh What Fun It Is To Ride ♫

    ♫ In A Four Door Chevrolet ♫

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    Mediatech  about 10 hours ago

    Not to put too fine a point at it, but a song about sleigh riding really has little to nothing to do with Christmas.

    (just saying)

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    Jayalexander  about 9 hours ago

    Mr. Capps version is quite spirited in his own way.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 9 hours ago

    When I was little I made up the following: “Good King Wence’s car backed out

    On a piece of Stephen

    Stephen lay all round about

    Smashed all flat and bleeding

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    Godfreydaniel  about 9 hours ago

    Good King Wence was heard to say

    As he looked at Stephen

    ‘Why is that man lying there

    Smashed all flat and blee-eeding’”

    [Hey, was LITTLE!]

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    tad1  about 7 hours ago

    A good song for Andy would “I’ll be drunk for Christmas.”

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    Smeagol  about 6 hours ago

    Was he drunk? Was he fighting? Was he drunk AND fighting? No bail Flo, enjoy your Christmas.

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    NolaMan  about 4 hours ago

    seems like profiling to me

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    olds_cool63  about 2 hours ago

    Hopefully locked away for good, this time!

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