Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 08, 2016
February 07, 2016
February 09, 2016
Transcript:
Arlo: I am determined to learn how to hand toss pizza dough!
Janis: Oh, no! Please tell me you're joking!
Arlo: Whatever happened to, "You can do anything you set your mind to?"
Reminds me of the I Love Lucy episode where Lucy was working in a restaurant and trying to toss a pizza. It kept getting sucked into the air vents and would land on some customer in the dining area.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 8 years ago
Experience
LuvThemPluggers over 8 years ago
We learned to lower our expectations!
Pharmakeus Ubik over 8 years ago
So you’re saying he’ll be a dough tossing master in no time?
Grace Premium Member over 8 years ago
Got some teflon paint for that ceiling? Otherwise kudos to Arlo for wanting to learn something new :)
Varnes over 8 years ago
Go ahead toss that pizza…..right at Janis….
Nachikethass over 8 years ago
BTW – nice call by Janis on SB50 – the ‘horsies’ won!
DDrazen over 8 years ago
Too much comedic potential.
1941gko over 8 years ago
Sooner or later in any relationship, sex is not the only thing as it is/was in youth; especially after raising children!
Gray Vinson over 8 years ago
Thanks for the support. Couple in her growing frigidity and that isn’t the only thing he’ll be tossing. She’ll be next…
assrdood over 8 years ago
Say……I wonder how Gene & Mary Lou are doing? Is it time for an update?
Chuck_it_all over 8 years ago
Gee, I was expecting Janis to collect on her pick of the horses and rub-in that she did not need 5 points.
Chuck_it_all over 8 years ago
She should have given Arlo 13 and gotten odds.
shamino over 8 years ago
Reminds me of the I Love Lucy episode where Lucy was working in a restaurant and trying to toss a pizza. It kept getting sucked into the air vents and would land on some customer in the dining area.
ladamson1918 over 8 years ago
It’s never been true that you could do anything you set your mind on. And it’s really bad when you drop that bomb on children.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
If some lummox in a pizzeria can learn to hand-toss, he can surely do it, too. But now, what’s the point, when she’s sucked all the joy out of it.
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
Making all that dough that’s sitting right there on the table is going pretty far for a joke, don’t you think, Janis?
artsudz over 8 years ago
That’s just mean, Janis.
slsharris over 8 years ago
The fact that she expects to be left with the cleanup or face petrified pizza dough on the ceiling and watch you paint over it?
LuvThemPluggers over 8 years ago
Ah, yes, we all start out with way too much self-confidence, don’t we?
bryan42 over 8 years ago
Hand tossing pizza dough is simple. Tossing said dough into a usable shape requires just a taaaad more experience!
Tarredandfeathered over 8 years ago
Arlo is planning to take advantage of:
“The soft bigotry of low expectations.”(G W Bush)
Charliegirl Premium Member over 8 years ago
Thirty years of watching the results? lol
wolfman47130 over 8 years ago
Because, she has to clean up the mess.