Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 21, 2016

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    hawgowar  over 8 years ago

    Maybe if you hadn’t bought a schooner you never use or visit…..

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    Steven Wright  over 8 years ago

    Retire from what exactly? It’s been so long since I’ve seen Arlo go to work I thought he had retired already.

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    gammaguy  over 8 years ago

    I’m tired enough, already. Do I really want to be re-tired?

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    scottie4851 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    We save our spare chang for vacations. It’s usually just enough to cover our bar bill. Sigh!

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    sbwertz  over 8 years ago

    I use so little cash that I have almost no loose change. Everything goes on the frequent flyer card and gets paid off at the end of the month….Grandchildren the other end of the country :-)

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    ARLOS DAD  over 8 years ago

    I remember seeing Arlo talking with co-“workers” around the office water cooler, but not for a long time now. Also, You never think you have enough $ to retire. B ut you will retire one day so don’t worry about it….

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    Because of chronic hip pain, I’m on the mildest form of morphine….There is no high, But I notice that dreams are very vivid, and I slip into them easily….Unfortunately they are just mundane dreams…You know, buying stamps at the post office type of stuff….Surer are pretty, though…..

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    Ermine Notyours  over 8 years ago

    Every once in a while I’ll dream of a new hit song, or the funniest joke in the world. Until I wake up, and then it sounds like the stupidest thing in the world.

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    patlaborvi  over 8 years ago

    I remember once I was trying to figure out how to do something at work and kept hitting one problem after another. One night I dreamed about the problem and came up with a brilliant solution, the next day I practically ran to my drawing board to apply the solution, and immediatly forgot the whole thing.

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    TheBigPickle  over 8 years ago

    All… the… time…

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